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Galadriel: do not go gentle into that good night Galadriel: be a bit of a bitch about it
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#galadriel#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: tumblr#source: orcposts
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Her? I thought you were an mlm orc?
men can love men and also love worms
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To people who keep insisting shrek doesn't belong here:
1. You let memes affect your perception of source material too heavily and need to love yourself and accept that shrek is a mediocre at worst film franchise and that Shrek 1-2 were legitimately enjoyable movies if you don't think too hard about every little detail
2. Shrek fits the bill of an orc of this alignment because he serves the purpose many orcs do in media (see Shrek 1 & 4) and is for all intents and purposes an orc, I know you will say "but orcpost, he is clearly an ogre! It even says so throughout the film series!" My argument against that is he fits the bill of having 90% orcish traits, the description of his species name is changed to be an ogre to fit better with the fairytale parody setting which is also changed to include things like Justin Timberlake, American Idol and Drive Through Fast Food Restaurants, which is not typical to the setting orcs are found in but not too altering to qualify for description neutral setting rebel.
Good day to you sirs, ma'ams and individuals who are refered to as neither of the first two honorifics

This is shitty but I had to make it
#I'm heated because I got in an argument with my brother recently that shrek 1 wasn't that bad#also look at Tolkiens uruks which are arguably more orc that his actual orcs when compared to modern pop culture
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